THE BIRD GOT OUT
don't patch it — the atm is still paying
infinite moneyINFINITE MONEY
DON'T PATCH IT
A flamingo found an ATM that never stops paying. The patch isn't coming. Then the bird got out, and the glitch started broadcasting on Ethereum.
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only this address. we never DM first.
// how it started
People have been posting “we got ___ before GTA 6” since 2023. Aliens made the list. So did two delays. Add one more: a flamingo in a paisley bandana, and an ATM nobody's allowed to patch.
$GLITCH is a memecoin about that ATM. That's the whole thing. No staking, no promises. A flamingo, a countdown, and the longest wait in gaming — now leaking over Ethereum.
don't patch it.
// four sticky notes from the crew
Install MetaMask, or any wallet that speaks Ethereum. That's your keycard.
Fund the wallet with ETH. Enough for the swap, plus a little for the network.
Go to Uniswap. This is the only machine we point you at.
Paste the contract from this page — not from a DM or a reply. Check the first six and last four characters before you confirm.
// still waiting on the contract
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NO SIGNAL
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the chart comes on when the contract is set in js/config.js
The ATM stays broken. The flamingo keeps the bag. He already left the poster. You know what to do.
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